I’m the law and order candidate.

I'm not a crook
I’m not a crook

“Voters quickly forget what a man says.”

“It is necessary for me to establish a winner image. Therefore, I have to beat somebody.”

“It must not appear that you’re trying to affect the network’s news content. That’s what you must do, but you must not appear to be doing that. That would be stupid.”

“Let me make one thing perfectly clear. I wouldn’t want to wake up next to a lady pipefitter.”

“You know, the big Jewish contributors to the Democrats. Could we please investigate some of the c***s***ers? That’s all.”

“I’m not for women in any job. I don’t want any of them around. Thank God we don’t have any in the cabinet.”

“You know what happened to the Greeks! Homosexuality destroyed them. Sure, Aristotle was a homo. We all know that. So was Socrates. Do you know what happened to the Romans? The last six Roman emperors were fags….You know what happened to the Popes? It’s all right that Popes were laying the nuns, that’s been going on for years, centuries, but, when the Popes, when the Catholic Church went to hell, in, I don’t know, three or four centuries ago, it was homosexual.”

“This is a great day for France!”

“I was under medication when I made the decision to…”

“I was not lying. I said things that later on seemed to be untrue.”

“You don’t know how to lie. If you can’t lie, you’ll never go anywhere.”

“I would have made a good Pope.”

“Well, did you do any fornicating this weekend?”

Sound familiar?


All quotes Richard Nixon

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